Behold: Canned Hamburgers
Available only in Germany, some guy at The AV Club (which is somehow affiliated with The Onion) managed to actually get his hands on one through Ebay. Let’s just say that what was inside was a bit less appetizing than what was advertised (disclaimer: the pictures and video on the link are not for the faint of heart).
Reactions from those who actually sampled this product:
- ”Oh, auuugh. It’s awful. Have these people ever had hamburger before?”
- “Boy, that taste really stays in your mouth, doesn’t it?”
- “That was so bad.”
- A. “I think it’s more the soggy bun than the meat.” B. “No, it really is the meat that’s the problem. Oh God.”
- A. “When I first tasted it, it didn’t bother me, but it festered.” B. “Really? I gagged the second it hit my tongue.”