FAIL of the day: Wasabi Peas
From Dethroner.com
Seriously, Wasabi Peas have to be the worst “snack food” ever made. I had heard of them before, hell I even had one or two a few years back, but the after reading Big Daddy Drew’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo last week, I was inspired to try these as a legitimate snack food. As any unsuccessful lolcat would say, FAIL.
The Wasabi Peas fail as a snack food because of a handful of cruicial factors:
- It’s a vegetable.
- The awkward spicyness does not allow for mass and quick consumption.
- They taste okay, but smell like the sweat folds of an obese man.
- My cat won’t even eat one, and that bastard will eat anything.